Blog Post ‘Leak’: The Intro

Blasphemus took up fighting stance.

The arena was noisy, and the reverberating chants of his name to and fro the cement walls and seats gave him utmost confidence. He was the preferred man.

He was controversial yet appealing, had a wicked sense of humor, and for as many people as loved him, an equal number hated his guts. all the better to fuel his popularity

He was of the tribe of Poust, a tribe settled deep in the remote city of Blorg, and so were his three other opponents, Morni, Llorv, and Pes-Honal.

He flexed his muscles seductively, adequately prepped for the challenge before him, but then….

ghen ghen

His master, the controller of his Ludus, called him to retreat. wth

That man was me.

Yes, me. I lost a battle with my –alternate

– self to write a blasphemous blog post! I was going to write either a blasphemous, money, love, or personal blog post. read from start again

In my past few days of blog surfing, I came across so many controversial and albeit blasphemous not to forget, awesome blog posts that I got tempted to write one too.

But, I couldn’t get myself to do it. The words of Kolotians2:2 kept ringing in my ears very ticklish BS and I quote; “And in the last days, beware of dogs…(Verse 3) …and yeah, false bloggers!

So I changed my mind, and decided to write about girls.

Do you want to know why girls leave you apart from the fact that you’re a sorry ass demented tied-to-the-past broke ass fellow, or what to do to make them stay forever pregnancy doesn’t work any longer?

So you want to know why femininity is a great (curse) cause, or why graduating with honors is called ‘cum (loud) laude’, or how to shut that girlfriend up in less than ten seconds and five words to be precise?

Do you want to change your relationship status on Facebook from ‘it’s complicated’ (to single of course)? Do you want to know how to let go of that girl like I don’t know you’re still hoping?

Well, I don’t have the answers. Ask Google.

_NB: This was a ‘leak’, someone hacked into my brain cells to steal this, and I couldn’t put up my firewall in time, so she stole this much. This intro will be continued in next post. Thank you. _