The Barry-K post

Oh, yeah, you be tripping already aii? Isn’t she just absolutely beautiful? Ok, here’s the thing….. I (covering face) forgot her birthday, and though I know that if I ask, she’d prolly be like ‘no problem’, I really owe her a bigger apology than a text message. Here we go.

It’s short and precise, so finish reading.

I can count my fine friends, and she definitely is in the top ranking. Funny thing is, I really don’t just see her as fine and hawt –oh yeah, she daaaammn hawt- cos she’s much more than that. She’s smart, wise, patient, loving….please name it. You prolly know how a lot of girls never have everything perfect, and you’d agree with me that fine foolish girls are plenty these days, but have you met Barry K?

She just totally wows me with her opinions and thoughts and behavior. She’s exquisite. And I do really love her! Jump bridge if it’s paining you. So, now you know how much I shouldn’t forget such a birthday. Yet I did.

I don’t care if you’re the only reader of this post, and I don’t know how long till I take it off, but Barry K, I’m so so sorry I missed your birthday (I know it’s not like your wedding day or sm’in but then….) and you deserve the best life can offer.  Happy Birthday dear.

PS: If you want her number or twitter password, call me.